100 PERCENT FAN FICTION
Entry 4.
Rating: Rated R
Content: 100 Percent Fictional.
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Pamela Anderson vs Sarah Michelle Gellar
A Blast from the Past.
The millenium just kicked in and it was the year 2000 as Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock were sitting at the Hard Rock Cafe having some drinks and burgers.
All eyes in the room gravitated to Sarah Michelle Gellar as she came walking in with some of her friends.
Pam was quite drunk by this point from earlier in the evening and yelled out to Sarah.
PAM: ‘Cruel Intentions’ was a joke you stupid bitch!!
Pam fell back as she and Kid laughed at Sarah who looked over at what she at first thought it was some mouthy fan.
Then she recognized Pam!!
Sarah turned to her friends and lamented:
SARAH: Why does she have a problem with me?
Sarah decided to simply brush it aside as she had a seat with her friends. The initial heat subsided for the next fifteen minutes as Sarah ended up forgetting about Pamela's words. Next thing Sarah knew, she felt a lemon slice blast across her cheek. She looked over to see Pam with her hands cupped around her mouth laughing her ass off as Kid hunkered down next to her dying with laughter as well.
SARAH: What in the hell is her problem?
Sarah's friends stared at Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson with disdain as they couldn't believe what they were witnessing.
I'm going to go and settle this!!
Sarah marched over to Pam and Kid's table and demanded an explanation. Pam just looked up at her innocently with puppy dog eyes and then burst out laughing again!
SARAH: What are you laughing about? Why are you picking on me?
PAM: (trying to stop laughing) You being portrayed as a tough girl on TV. It is just so hilarious. You're a little runt.
SARAH: Oh really? This is coming from a cracked out, silicone bimbo? I would beat your ass in a fight.
PAM: Oh hunny. Kid...... can you believe this little bitch? She actually thinks she can take me on in a fight. Does she know how many asses I've kicked in Hollywood?
Pam then drunkenly got to her feet, accidently knocked a full beer off the table, and then lounged forward as she shocked the entire establishment and shoved Sarah Michelle Gellar down to the floor!
PAM: Let's see how tough you are you little bitch!!
A large crowd had gathered around them and no one was about to stop it. Sarah got up off of the floor, charged Pam and tackled her backward over the table......knocking off glasses of vodka and plates of food.
Sarah mounted Pam and started landing slaps back and forth across her face.
SARAH: I can't believe you would try to embarrass me like this. Who do you think you are!
Pam pushed up and the girls locked in a test of strength as both were trying to power the other to the floor.
Pam took the advantage as she forced Sarah down, grabbed Sarah by the hair and slammed her head against the wooden floor. Sarah managed to lace Pam across the face with a stinging slap, which only made Pam angrier, as she started landing left/right slaps to Sarah's face in return.
Sarah was finding out quickly that Pamela Anderson was much tougher than she looked!
Pam then got off of her and challenged her to get up and fight her.
PAM: Come on bitch. Let's see what you got.
Sarah was a little embarrassed at this point, but she got up and brushed herself off. They circled like a couple of vultures for a minute, then Sarah lashed out with a quick kick that Pam blocked and then busted Sarah in the face with a roundhouse right.
Sarah staggered back, righted herself and then rushed at Pam, knocking her over a table.
Sarah picked Pam up by her blonde mane and hair-hauled her across the room, then flung Pam onto another table which toppled over. Sarah then grabbed a beer bottle and smashed it across Pam's forehead. Kid got up and was about to intervene, but a friend held him back.
FRIEND: Just relax buddy, Pam can hold her own. You know it as well as I do.
Sarah went over and kicked Pam in the back of the head. Pam was in a lot of pain on the floor but was still conscious. Sarah then took a hamburger off a table, rubbed it in Pam's face, and then grabbed a beer and poured it over Pam's head.
SARAH: I’ve always said you’re a nasty little bar bitch. I guess this goes to.....
Pam swung out with a big uppercut that connected just below Sarah's jaw, then Pam grabbed a plate of salad and mashed it in Sarah's face. Sarah hit the floor on her back as Pam looked herself over in disgust; covered as she was in hamburger and beer.
Pam grabbed Sarah’s hair and drove her knee up into Sarah's face. Sarah's head shot back and Pam clotheslined her down to the floor where she kicked Sarah in the stomach, making Sarah cry in pain.
PAM: I can't believe you poured beer on me you stupid cunt!!
Pam continued to rain kicks down on Sarah, but Sarah caught one of Pam's legs on the way down. She twisted her leg hard as Pam fell down to the floor. Sarah grabbed one of the chairs and was about to swing it down on top of Pam when Pam landed a hard punch to Sarah's stomach. Sarah doubled over and dropped the chair. Pam then hit a perfectly timed kick that knocked Sarah into the wall and down on the floor.
PAM: How’d you like that kick..... .little Buffy? The only vampire getting slayed in this place tonight is YOU!
Pam then pulled the groggy Sarah to her feet by grabbing two tight handfuls of Sarah's skimpy T-shirt.
PAM: What? Did you think we were done?
Pam released Sarah and shoved her backwards as the diminutive star of Buffy the Vampire Slayer was being overcome by some major league fear. She would have never imagined that Pamela Anderson was so tough and she was really regretting starting a fight with her.
Sarah stepped back for a second to regain her composure from the hard kick that Pam had given her, then she shook out the cobwebs out of her brain and focused on Pam. Sarah put her dukes up and landed a right cross to Pam's face; she followed that with a left hook but it was blocked and Pam hit two successive right-left combinations that left Sarah groggy.
Still fighting gamely, Sarah went for another punch, but Pam easily blocked it and blasted Sarah with four more!
Sarah was about to fall when Pam caught her by the hair and slugged her in the pit of her stomach.
Then Pam pulled Sarah upright by the hair and landed a big uppercut that sent Sarah falling backwards wildly as she crashed across a table, knocked it over, and knocked two patrons down with her.
Pam dusted off her hands like she was taking out the trash as she stayed on the offense as she walked over and then leaped down on top of Sarah, mounting her. With Sarah's legs arms trapped under Pam's shapely legs..........the former Baywatch star really started lowering the boom, as she pounded Sarah's pretty face with left and right closed fists.
Tears were rolling down Sarah's cheeks as she finally yelled out in vain:
SARAH: Stop! Please!
Pam smiled at the crowd and ripped off her tight-white T-shirt, thrusting out her bare breasts in all their voluptuous glory as the small crowd hooted and hollered at the beautiful sight.
PAM: Let's see who the real woman is Sarah...........
Sarah couldn't believe what she was seeing as the woman who just whooped her ass............was now removing her T-shirt in the middle of Hard Rock Cafe!
It was too much for Sarah Michelle Gellar to bear!
PAM: That's right. Now let everyone know who the superior woman is.
Sarah tried to get away, but Pam grabbed her roughly by the hair as her big breasts swayed to and fro.
PAM: Before you leave............how about letting all the customers here know who the superior woman is.
Sarah could only manage a muffled reply.
SARAH: They already know.....................
PAM: Tell them!
SARAH: You are! Pam Anderson is the superior woman! I am nothing compared to her!
Pamela Anderson smiled with satisfaction as she looked around and nodded while the crowd clapped........minus Sarah Michelle Gellar's friends.
PAM: Very good. Very, very good. I've done my damage. It's time for you to leave Sarah.
When Pamela released her hair...........Sarah Michelle Gellar got to her feet and ran as fast as she could for the door. Journalists heard about the scuffle.............and contacted both ladies for the story...........both the publicists for both ladies had only one statement for the press.
"No Comment".
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